This week for Girl Scouts, Natalie had a talent show.
Natalie had decided she wanted to do comedy for her part of the talent show. After hearing several of her jokes, we decided that we needed to do some research (Natalie and Kendall's jokes were interesting...but not necessarily funny). Natalie, Mom, and Kendall searched online, and went through many jokes. Natalie chose all of the jokes for her act.
After quite a bit of hard work, and an awful lot of laughing...Natalie put these jokes together to entertain her troop:
Natalie’s Comedy Act
Natalie’s Comedy Act
Q: Why do bears have fur coats???
A: Because they’d look silly in denim jackets
Q: What did the salt say to the pepper???
A: Hey, what’s shaking
Q: What has two legs, but can’t walk???
A: A pair of pants
Q: What is the most musical part of a turkey???
A: The drumstick
Q: What does a broom do when it’s tired???
A: It goes to sweep
Q: What did one knife say to the other knife???
A: You’re looking pretty sharp today
Q: Why did the parents put their Girl Scout in the fridge???
A: Because they didn't want to spoil her
A: Because they didn't want to spoil her
Q: Who built the ark???
A: I have Noah idea
Q: Why did the girl go outside with her purse open???
A: To see if there was any change in the weather
Q: What did Snow White say while she was waiting for her photos???
A: Some day my prints will come
Q: Why don’t teddy bears ever eat???
A: Because they’re always stuffed
Q: Why did the girl take a ruler to bed
A: She wanted to see how long she sleeps
Q: What did the flag say to the pole???
A: Nothing, it just waved
Q: What did one string say to the other string???
A: I’m a frayed knot
Q: What do you call a deer that has no eyes???
A: No eye deer
Q: Why do dragons make bad managers???
A: Because they fire everybody
Q: Why do you put band aids in the fridge???
A: For cold cuts
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car???
A: Don’t look, I’m changing
Q: Why can’t you tell a joke when you’re on the ice???
A: It will crack up
Q: What did the wall say to the other wall???
A: Meet you at the corner
A: Meet you at the corner
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet???
A: He was looking for Pooh
Everyone really enjoyed Natalie's jokes...especially the parents!!!
Apparently, Natalie's not the only comedian around here...
(yes, he does this on purpose)
5 comments:
Haha. I'm sorry I missed out on the talent show, I'm sure Natalie was great. Good thing Nolan tends to do those crazy eyes daily so I didn't miss out on that!
Natalie, I'm sorry I missed I missed your act. I was cracking up just reading it. I'll bet you were a big Hit at the talent show!!!! You always KEEP ME SMILING. Love you babygirl....:.)
Hi Natalie! Looks like you were a big hit at the talent show, and you had fun too! Sorry I couldn't see your big show! Looks like you will also be the world's most famous comedienne when you grow up! I love you past the moon and back!
I'm cracking up at these jokes! I'm sure Natalie did a great job at the talent show. Everyone needs to laugh now and then. Good job Nat!
Love all the jokes Natalie! I'm sure you were awesome!
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